Thursday, June 05, 2008

Bush attends groundbreaking for $100M 'earmark'

By ANDREW TAYLOR, Associated Press Writer
Wed Jun 4, 7:56 PM ET
WASHINGTON - President Bush is on a crusade against lawmakers' pet projects, but on Thursday he plans to attend a groundbreaking ceremony for a $100 million whopper that was slipped into a spending bill almost four years ago.
The new headquarters for the U.S. Institute of Peace will be a dramatic addition to the Washington skyline, designed by world-renowned architect Moshe Safdie. Additional privately-raised funds bring the total cost of the project to $185 million, institute spokesman Ian Larsen says.
Bush will be joined by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., who have a far more sympathetic view of Congress' parochial ways than does the president.
Also slated to attend were two less conspicuous but significantly more important players in getting the project its $100 million: former Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, and Jim Dyer, the former top Appropriations Committee aide who helped grease support in the House for the project.
The project — an "earmark" in congressional parlance — raised eyebrows when it was funded in November 2004 as part of a massive omnibus spending bill. It was unusually large, and unlike many earmarks, its top sponsors remained silent about their roles. Only later did it become clear that it was mostly Stevens' doing.
The earmark was one of the last items slipped into the catchall spending bill late at night in House-Senate negotiations, a practice advocates of earmark reform slam because any opponents of such pet projects are denied any chance to try to strip them out of a bill.
It was contained in a hastily-assembled miscellaneous title of the omnibus, studded with cross-outs and handwritten language, including one provision containing Dyer's name and fax number.
The White House calls the project "excellent and important" and dismisses any suggestion that appearing at the groundbreaking ceremony conflicts with the president's ongoing anti-earmark crusade.
"Even if this project were funded through a so-called earmark, it does not make it a bad project unworthy of the president," said White House budget office spokeswoman Corinne Hirsch. "Yes, it should have been funded through regular appropriations, but we can support a project and still disagree with the exact method in which it was funded."
The U.S. Institute of Peace is an independent, nonpartisan, national institution established by Congress. Its Web site says its "goals are to help prevent and resolve violent international conflicts, promote post-conflict stability and development, and increase peacebuilding capacity."
The institute was the facilitating organization for the Iraq Study Group that was co-chaired by former Secretary of State James A. Baker III and former Rep. Lee H. Hamilton, D-Ind

Monday, June 02, 2008

When Senator Ted Kennedy

Came out of the hospital , turned to his wife and told her he felt like a million bucks, she told him "I'm sorry you feel so poorly, I hope you feel better soon"...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror.  Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.  In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you, she prayed.

And just like that her ears fell off.

Friday, May 16, 2008

You could have heard a pin drop

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked
  by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
  example of empire building' by George Bush.
      He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.
 
,,,,,,,, You could have heard a pin drop. 
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Then there wa s a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a  break one of the French engineers came back into t he room saying  'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an  aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does  he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied  quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat  several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply  emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they h ave three  cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day,  they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea  water each day, an d they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in  transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We  have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' 
  
.............You could have heard a pin drop. 
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  A U. S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference t hat included  Admirals from the U. S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French  Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a  large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those  countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their  drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas  Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He  then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these  conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the  American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians,  Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak  German.'
  
.......... You could have heard a pin drop. 
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  
  AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
 A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a
  tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by  plane. At French C ustoms, he took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?'  the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted t hat he  had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have  your passport ready.' The American said, 'The last time I was here, I  didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible. Americans always have to show  your passports on arrival in France !' The American senior gave the  Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I  came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this  country, I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen to show it to.'
 .............. You could have heard a pin drop

 

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Number Of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four

from the onion...

NEW YORK—After Sen. Barack Obama's comments last week about what he typically eats for dinner were criticized by Sen. Hillary Clinton as being offensive to both herself and the American voters, the number of acceptable phrases presidential candidates can now say are officially down to four. "At the beginning of 2007 there were 38 things candidates could mention in public that wouldn't be considered damaging to their campaigns, but now they are mostly limited to 'Thank you all for coming,' and 'God bless America,'" ABC News chief Washington correspondent George Stephanopoulos said on Sunday's episode of This Week. "There would still be five phrases available to the candidates if the Obama camp hadn't accused Clinton of saying 'Glad to be here' with a little tinge of sarcasm during a stump speech in North Carolina." As of press time, the two additional phrases still considered appropriate for candidates are the often-quoted "These pancakes are great," and "Death to the infidels."

Monday, March 24, 2008

The President's Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

Friday, January 25, 2008

By definition

Politibabble:
Psychobabble spouted by the press from both extremes in an effort to make an election contest more volatile or interesting than it really is...(eg:Clinton lashes out at the press...Romney explodes)


 


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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Add this to your dictionary!!

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year
 


 


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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Here they go

the pundirazzi have shown they are going to rival the paps in their level of pulcritude and ineptitude


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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

American Politics

The pundits certainly are living up to their reputations for ineptitude this election cycle by rushing around waving charts, flying logos and chirons proclaiming their conclusions only to be shown for what dolts their really are...

If this is any indication of what the rest of the year is going to be like, we would be best served by not letting them anywhere near the polls during the contests...

The hipocrit conservatives and the flacid liberals are falling all over themselves trying to distinguish themselves only to end up humiliated...

The radical right so desperatly wants Obama to be the choice of the Democrats because they believe it would be easier lynch the black man than to try and rape the "crying bitch"...in public... espescially that shit for brains Bill Crystal.




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Friday, January 04, 2008

regarding civil liberties

Dear Mr. Zone:



Thank you for your letter regarding civil liberties
and my commitment to upholding the Constitution.  I
appreciate you taking the time to write and I welcome
the opportunity to respond.

          

I agree with you that we need to protect the
constitutional rights of Americans. I have been a
strong advocate of civil liberties. At the same time,
and in light of the September 11 tragedy, I believe we
need to give our law enforcement and intelligence
agencies the tools they need to prevent and respond to
future terrorist attacks. I continue to work hard to
maintain this delicate balance.



You may be interested to know that, on October 18, the
Senate Intelligence Committee, of which I am a member,
favorably reported a bill that substantially
strengthens the role of the FISA Court in approving
the procedures governing electronic surveillance. This
legislation also would require, for the first time
ever, that there be court review any time a U.S.
citizen is targeted for surveillance anywhere in the
world. I believe these two measures significantly
strengthen the privacy protections in the Foreign
Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). I also believe
that additional protections are warranted, as I noted
in my additional views to that Committee's report- a
copy of which I have attached.  I am pleased to note
that one of these suggestions - that stronger language
stating that FISA should be the exclusive means of
conducting electronic surveillance - was later added
to the FISA bill when it was considered by the Senate
Judiciary Committee
, on which I also serve.  I will
continue to work to preserve these protections when
the FISA bill is considered on the Senate floor.



Like you, I support closing the detention facilities
at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. To achieve this goal, I have
introduced S. 1249, which would require the President
to close the Department of Defense detention facility
at Guantanamo Bay within a year. Additionally, I am a
cosponsor of S. 185, which would support habeas corpus
by repealing provisions of the Military Commissions
Act of 2006 that eliminated the jurisdiction of any
court to hear or consider applications for writ of
habeas corpus filed by individuals determined by the
U.S. to be enemy combatants.



Additionally, I have sponsored a measure in the
Intelligence Authorization Conference Report that
would apply the Army Field Manual's established
interrogation standards to all interrogations
conducted by the U.S. Intelligence Community and eight
specific techniques, including waterboarding, would be
prohibited.  This is an important piece of legislation
that would end the national debate over torture and
the President should sign this bill into law
immediately.



Again, thank you for writing. Please know that I will
keep your thoughts in mind when issues regarding civil
liberties come before me in the United States
Congress. I hope you will continue to write on matters
of importance to you. Best regards.





ADDITIONAL VIEWS OF SENATORS FEINSTEIN, SNOWE, AND
HAGEL



Chairman Rockefeller and Vice Chairman Bond are to be
commended for producing a bipartisan bill that the
Director of National Intelligence and Department of
Justice support. They and their staff have worked
together to produce this bill. It is a signal
accomplishment, and we commend them.



We believe this legislation is a strong bipartisan
bill that will next be reviewed by the Senate
Judiciary Committee
. We hope that the bill can be
further improved, particularly with respect to the
issue of FISA's exclusivity, as discussed below.



IMPROVEMENTS IN THIS LEGISLATION



The Committee's bill makes necessary improvements to
current law, the Protect America Act that was enacted
in August.



Notably, for the first time ever, this legislation
would require court review any time the Intelligence
Community targets a U.S. citizen for surveillance,
regardless of location. Under present law and
regulation, the Attorney General can approve
surveillance of Americans outside of the country with
no judicial review.



This legislation puts the central question before the
FISA Court: whether there is probable cause to believe
that a U.S. person is an agent of a foreign power.
This is a determination that FISA Court judges have
made in thousands of instances since 1978, and one to
which it is well suited.



In addition, this bill:



?Greatly increases the role of the FISA Court in
conducting up-front review and approvals of the
targeting and minimization of communications;

?Corrects the concern arising from the Protect
America Act that surveillance information could be
used in an overly broad manner. Instead, this bill
uses FISA's existing limitations on use:

oDisseminated information must be minimized;

oInformation can only be shared only for appropriate
intelligence and law enforcement purposes; and

oInadvertently collected intelligence must be
destroyed;

? "Streamlines" the FISA application and order
process in order to reduce the pending application
backlog and the significant amount of time it takes to
write and review and application. Specifically, the
bill:

oAllows the government to present a summary, rather
than a full description, of how the surveillance will
be effected and what intelligence is sought; and

oExtends the existing FISA "emergency period" from
three to seven days during which surveillance may be
conducted under the Attorney General's direction prior
to a Court order being obtained;



?Provides for strong internal and external oversight
by:

oRequiring the Intelligence Community to conduct an
annual review of whether new surveillance authorities
are being properly applied;

oRequiring the Attorney General to provide detailed
semi-annual reports to the Senate and House
Intelligence and Judiciary committees concerning
collections authorized in the bill -- including
instances of non-compliance; and

oAuthorizing the Inspectors General of the Department
of Justice and elements of the Intelligence Community
to conduct independent reviews of agency compliance
with the court-approved acquisition and minimization
procedures.



?Clearly prohibits warrantless surveillance against
persons inside the United States.



Legislation amending the Foreign Intelligence
Surveillance Act
of 1978, and the Protect America Act
that was passed in August of this year, will only
succeed if it is bipartisan. In this area, it is our
belief that any partisan bill will not pass.



That outcome is likely to result in one of two
unacceptable options:



?A rushed process to extend the Protect America Act,
which contains fewer statutory protections of privacy
rights than the Committee's bill, or



?A lapse in legislation, which will prevent the
Intelligence Community from conducting much-needed
surveillance on non-United States citizens outside of
the country.



Clearly, passing meaningful reforms should be a top
priority of the U.S. Congress.



EXCLUSIVITY OF FISA



The legislation includes language on the exclusivity
of FISA that requires further examination. Section 102
of the Intelligence Committee bill states that the
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act and relevant
portions of Title 18 of the U.S. Code are the
"exclusive means" by which "electronic surveillance"
may be conducted.



The definition of the term "electronic surveillance,"
however, was written in 1978 and has been the subject
of exemptions and limitations since then.



It is essential that the Committee determine whether
there are any intelligence techniques that fall within
this legislation's scope for which the Executive
Branch may not follow the bill's procedures. This is a
necessarily classified topic, but we intend to conduct
careful review of these techniques before this
legislation is enacted.



It is our view that the Foreign Intelligence
Surveillance Act
, as amended, should be the only legal
way of acquiring the communications of people inside
the United States, and U.S. persons outside the United
States in certain circumstances, for foreign
intelligence purposes.



There is a history to this provision that makes a
strong congressional re-affirmation even more
important.



The legislative history from when FISA was originally
enacted in 1978 is quite clear. It states:



[d]espite any inherent power of the President to
authorize warrantless electronic surveillance in the
absence of legislation, by this bill and chapter 119
of title 18, Congress will have legislated with regard
to electronic surveillance in the United States, that
legislation with its procedures and safeguards
prohibit the President, notwithstanding any inherent
powers, from violating the terms of that legislation.
(emphasis added)



The legislative history continued by describing the
Supreme Court's decision in the Keith case, in which
the Court ruled that at that time, Congress hadn't
ruled in this field and "simply left the presidential
powers where it found them." But at this point, the
legislative history turns. It said:



The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, however,
does not simply leave Presidential powers where it
finds them. To the contrary, this bill would
substitute a clear legislative authorization pursuant
to statutory, not constitutional, standards. (emphasis
added)



This was the statement accompanying H.R. 7138 as it
passed the 95th Congress. It is clear that Congress
enacted the 1978 legislation with the specific intent
that it would be the only authority under which
foreign intelligence could be obtained from electronic
surveillance.



It is also clear that President Carter was aware of
this intent when he signed the bill into law.
President Carter's signing statement noted that:



The bill requires, for the first time, a prior
judicial warrant for all electronic surveillance for
foreign intelligence or counterintelligence purposes
in the United States in which communications of U.S.
persons might be intercepted. It clarifies the
Executive's authority to gather foreign intelligence
by electronic surveillance in the United States. It
will remove any doubt about the legality of those
surveillances which are conducted to protect our
country against espionage and international
terrorism.. (emphasis in original)



This intent, and FISA practice for more than 20 years,
was cast in doubt after September 11, 2001. At that
time, the Executive Branch concluded that it was not
bound by FISA's procedures, and proceeded with the
Terrorist Surveillance Program (TSP) without
requesting amendments to FISA.



As explained in the Department of Justice's 2006 White
Paper on the legality of the TSP, the Administration
cited the Authorization for the Use of Military Force
(AUMF) against al Qaeda and its supporters as an
alternative authority. The Department pointed to
language in FISA that it was exclusive except as
authorized by other statute.



Congress intended for the "other statute" to be the
laws governing criminal wiretaps, not a broad and
undefined exception.

We do not believe that the AUMF provided this
authorization. We have seen no evidence that Congress
intended the AUMF to authorize a widespread effort to
collect the content of Americans' phone and email
communications, nor does the AUMF refer to the
subject.



Furthermore, FISA already contained a provision that
clearly governed surveillance actions in a wartime
situation - a 15-day authorization for warrantless
surveillance following a declaration of war. So this
was not an uncontemplated question following September
11 and the passage of the AUMF.



More troubling, however, is the Administration's claim
that the Constitution would not allow FISA to limit
the President's ability to conduct surveillance and
other activities covered by that legislation in any
way he sees fit. The Department of Justice argues that
Congress has not, and cannot, so limit the Executive's
power.



For these reasons, we continue to believe that
Congress must write strong language to ensure that
FISA is the exclusive means that the Intelligence
Community may intercept, analyze, and disseminate the
phone and electronic communications of any American
for intelligence purposes.



We will work to strengthen the exclusivity language as
the bill progresses.



Achieving the balance between necessary intelligence
collection and the protection of Americans' privacy
rights are perhaps nowhere as difficult as in the
areas surrounding FISA. It is not a field in which
partisan politics should play a part. Nor is it one
where the Congress and the President should be in
conflict.



We thank again Chairman Rockefeller and Vice Chairman
Bond for their work on this legislation. It is a big
step forward.



DIANNE FEINSTEIN

OLYMPIA J. SNOWE

CHUCK HAGEL




Sincerely yours,

Dianne Feinstein
        United States Senator


 


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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy New Year...


Well...We made it through another year mostly unscathed. Mostly none the worse for wear.





We have a new year ahead of us and only the most contentous election to come along since the Supremes anointed George the fecond to office in 2000. Let me see...do I want the coked out neophite, the embattled power whore or any one of the republican hacks that represent the worst cadre of worthless propagandists to pop up in the political whack-a-polemic contest since the dawn of man...


I suppose I will vote for Hillary just so I can see the likes of Bill O'rally and Shame O'hammy's head explode at the prospet of another Clinton in the Whitehouse...After the longest 8 years I have ever endured she couldn't possibly screw up any more than thay have...

2007 was pretty good for my portfolio and I can only hope that that continues this year...If we stop dumping all our precious lives and riches in pointless wars and foreign aid to our enemies maybe I can actually believe that I might have the money I need when I retire...hopefully I won't get sick or injured before the Republicrats leave office and someone implements some real healthcare reform...

Thursday, November 01, 2007

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

"Those who hammer their guns into plows,  will plow for those who do not."    ~ Thomas Jefferson
 
 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
 3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
 17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
 18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
 19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
 20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
 21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
 22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
 23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.
 24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
 25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

 "Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist
 " 
 " IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM !!!


 

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