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Saturday, May 29, 2010

Here's a thought...

how bout we take all those "Drill baby Drill" Retardlicans and stuff their fat asses down the oil hole...that would surely plug it up securely...picture it....Dick cheney, sarah palin, new gingrich, sean hammyhead, even throw in Glenn Beckerhead for good measure...


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

what the hell...

 
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. ... See More

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her
that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
Thank you,

 
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