During the height of the shark season in florida, the surfers were having to jump over the sharks in order to get to deep water...little wonder we are seeing so many shark bites...is that why they call each other CHUM...

well the market got me again...here is georgy to dance for you...

in Huntington New York a man was shooting arrows with his kids when he was swallowed by his cesspool. The man, a DEA agent, was standing on the ground above the cesspool when it gave way. rescuers worked all night to extract him from the quicksand like goo...he was shit outa luck...

Mark Twain once said "there are lies, Damn lies and statistics"

in Chicago a train operator of a commuter train ran into the end of another train...the driver decided to ignore the requirement not to move his train while another one was in his way...