from the Onion...
Sen. Joe Lieberman told Face The Nation the U.S. should bomb Iran because they continue to aid anti-American forces in Iraq. What do you think?
Larry Higgins,
Masseur
"Wow, my uneducated 12-year-old son said the same thing!"
Wendy Scanlon,
Furniture Salesperson
"Lieberman should stop going on that show. Bob Schieffer must antagonize the hell out of him during commercial breaks, and that leads to dumbshit comments like this."
Charles Garvey,
Pharmacist
"If I didn't know that was solid foreign policy, I'd swear it was incoherent mumbling!"
