Saturday, July 16, 2005

they didn't want me to forget...
where I came from...so they used turkey in my
"chicken fettuccinni"...(either that or the chicken
tastes like turkey up here)...and the sauce was too
"soupy"...and

yesterday I was "mauled and groped" on
the bus by some strange women...I knew I should have
taken off the Aneheim Mighty Ducks Hockey shirt...and
I should never have yelled "well the Stanley Cup" is
in Florida where it belongs...

Christmas in July

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The difference between Democrat and Republican administrations...
a Democrat Blow Job


A Republican Blow Job...