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now here's a candidate I could get behind...

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What makes you think

John McCain has any higher regard for you than he has for the children of his rich influential donors...do you suppose that McCain still thinks he is in that little cement room being tormented by his NVA interrogators...maybe he thinks this is all just a rouse to get him to tell his secrets...