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Blinded by the frog of war...

As the time fast approaches for the national elections, more and more staunch republicans will start to line up to kiss the frog of war, hoping that it will turn into the prince of pease before they have to answer to the populace of the United States for the Bush blunder they have all been rallying around, like the little polititians did right before Hussein had them hauled off and shot...we will see if the voters of this fair country are really as stupid as the seem. After they fell for the Bush crap not once but twice...

The first thing that needs to be done in advance of the big even should be the abolition of the concept of the Electoral College...Even humble little Ameriraq counted every little purple finger, not just those of a little group of dimwits...

The next order of business after the election should be the investigations and prosecution of the agents of disaster that colluded to waste our precious resources for their financial gain. Bush and his cohorts should be afforded the same courtesy we extended to Saddam for his moral High Crimes and Misdemeanors...

little known facts about Roswell NM

Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an
unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the
United States Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld,
Bill O'Reilly , Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all
born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This information may clear up a lot of questions.

Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion

from the onion...

CHICAGO—In a surprising refutation of the conventional wisdom on opinion entitlement, a study conducted by the University of Chicago's School for Behavioral Science concluded that more than one-third of the U.S. population is neither entitled nor qualified to have opinions.

"On topics from evolution to the environment to gay marriage to immigration reform, we found that many of the opinions expressed were so off-base and ill-informed that they actually hurt society by being voiced," said chief researcher Professor Mark Fultz, who based the findings on hundreds of telephone, office, and dinner-party conversations compiled over a three-year period. "While people have long asserted that it takes all kinds, our research shows that American society currently has a drastic oversupply of the kinds who don't have any good or worthwhile thoughts whatsoever. We could actually do just fine without them."

In 2002, Fultz's team shook the academic world by conclusively proving the existence of both bad ideas during brainstorming and dumb questions during question-and-answer sessions.

Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife

from the Onion...

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a recent ruling by a U.S. District Court that blocked the sale of 1.7 million acres of federally protected caribou, President Bush urged Congress Tuesday to pass an appropriations bill that would enable expanded drilling of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge's animals.

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President Bush says the U.S. must shed its dependence on drilling foreign wildlife.

"There are over 100 billion tons of untapped, domestic wildlife lying beneath, on, and above the surface of Alaska's North Slope region," said Bush during a White House press conference. "We have an obligation not only to our society, but to future generations, to begin drilling these polar bears, grizzlies, harbor porpoises, Roosevelt elks, sea otters, muskrats, and snowshoe hares immediately."

According to Secretary Of The Interior Dirk Kempthorne, who recently toured the Lake Teshekpuk area with a team of bio-mineralogists, one in four animals drilled in early tests have shown positive yield.

"We can achieve our goal without disturbing the delicate balance of the ecosystem," said Kempthorne, looking on as rig operators took exploratory core samples of 20 bearded seals in order to gauge the mammals' interior density. "But if the government opens up the nearly 200 species of birds, fish, and marine and land mammals to public drilling, the U.S. would be capable of churning out over 9.3 billion barrels of wildlife each year—more than three times the amount we currently drill."

Wildlife prospectors in other parts of Alaska applaud Bush's position, saying that, if funding is increased, drillers will be able to tap larger, higher-yield animals such as grizzly bears and musk oxen.

"The technology is there, but there's little economic incentive to drill anything larger than timber wolves," said Cal Fowler, an independent prospector and former wildcat driller. "With more federal money we can invest in necessary hardware, such as more durable annular diamond-impregnated drill bits, which can bore two-inch diameter holes deep through a solid bull-walrus midsection in seconds."

Drill foremen have already begun digging shallow exploratory holes through the surface flesh of over 5 million animals to provide workspace for the drillers and their equipment. Once this step is complete, an electrical generator powered by a large diesel engine will plunge rotating carbide-steel-tipped drill bits through the animal, boring through the skin, bone, or blubber at speeds of up to 6,500 rpm. The drillers will then guide the direction of the borehole using top-drive rotary steerable wellbores, which allow them to drill through targeted areas in the wildlife with incredible precision.

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Workers near Alaska's Lake Teshekpuk take a core sample from a grizzly bear cub.

Walking through a field of steadily pumping Canada lynx, Fowler defended wildlife drilling as "one of the most environmentally responsible methods of drilling," saying that it is a renewable resource, and the ecologically sensitive wildlife refuge is almost completely unaffected since pre-existing environmental laws ensure that the drilling of individual animals will not damage the environment.

Energy giant ExxonMobil has already begun to widen its wildlife-drilling efforts in response to the Bush Administration's stance.

"We have set up an offshore production platform capable of efficiently extracting over 15,000 Arctic grayling fish from the Beaufort Sea each day, and then drilling them," ExxonMobil Chief Engineer For Wildlife Drilling Operations Frank Salinas said. "And advances in horizontal directional drilling may soon allow us to simultaneously drill through two arctic foxes three miles apart."

"It's an exciting time to be in the wildlife-drilling field," Salinas added.

Bush's call for more wildlife drilling has come under fire by alternate wildlife-use advocates, who call his policy shortsighted.

"The administration should be encouraging research into viable new technologies," said Sylvia Hermann, chairman of Advocates For Cleaner-Burning Fauna. "The energy produced by solar generators could be used to incinerate vast herds of moose, even in the coldest winter months. Wind-produced electricity could electrocute Beluga whales in their own habitats, with no need for offshore drilling, and hydroelectric dams could be used to drown grizzly bears. Perhaps one day geothermic heat could be harnessed to broil entire wildlife-rich regions alive."

Continued Hermann, "It's vital that we preserve the arctic wildlife so that our children, and our children's children, will still have animals to drill when they grow up."

The Bush administration is also proposing the creation of a Strategic Wildlife Preserve, a series of 15-million-cubic-meter above-ground tanks that would store an emergency supply of over 700 million tightly packed animals

If you would put the future of the U.S. in these mens hands...

you are a candidate for psychological examination to determine if you should be institutionalized...

High School Girls' T-Shirts Say WHAT?

"Trust Me...I'm Single"
"Don't Call Me a Cowgirl Until You See Me Ride"
"I Know What Boys Want"
"Yes, But Not With U"
"Your Boyfriend Is a Good Kisser"
"Two Boys for Every Girl"
"Single and Ready to Mingle"
"Flirting My Way to the Top"
"I'm Too Hot to Handle"

 

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Bush Has One Of Those Days Where He Feels Like 68 Percent Of People Hate Him

jimbo_zone recommends a page from The Onion.

The recommended page is: Bush Has One Of Those Days Where He Feels Like 68 Percent Of People Hate Him

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Hannity the Hipochrite

And now we are waiting for Shamety's righteous indignation at Gnewt Grinchwich for having an affair while publically crucifying Bill Clinton for his indescretions...

The Brainless Bimbo...

it's about time that Shame Hamity gets his toungue out of Anne Clitorous's mouth and admit that it's time to stop digging around the bottom of the barrel for gutter snipe commentary about the world...she has told us how she thought Joe Macarthy was the greatest human being ever born, that she is more intelligent than the world scientific coummunity, the 9/11 widdows are whiners and the mothers of war dead should just get over it. And now, as she sees it, she thinks she is insulting the gay community by slamming John Edwards...click on this site to visit the Brainless Bimbo's site and then link to it by that name...

Duh-bya

Bush recently toured labs at Novozymes to tout his agenda to extol the virtues of ethanol as a source of energy for Americas cars...In one room he held up a beaker of the alternate fuel , sniffed it and quipped "I quit drinking in 1986". Then with a serious tone stated "someday you're going to be able to use this in your car." Outside the building bush was shown a blue and green car that runs on ethanol. He leaned down and fiddled with the wheel a couple of times...

Bungle Book Song

when your down and blue

sometime things will just come to you

but until that time

just follow his lead an sing george bushes favorite tune

Muctada al-Sadr, Muctada al_Sadr

say this and everything will be allright

Muctada al-Sadr, Muctada al-Sadr

bagdad will sleep tonight...

repeat refrain ad nauseum...

It feels so good to be free

When told that the province of Najaf was to be liberated from the American occupational forces some 1500 police, soldiers and security personel staged festivities complete with parades and warriors on horseback...

Whereupon a small group of soldiers proceeded to render a live rabbit into many pieces. the leader bit out the heart screaming and then passed the shredded blood soaked remains to the others, each of whom took their gaping mouthfulls. The jubilant crowd also bit off the heads of frogs while others held their noses.Who says these people aren't ready to embrace Democracy...

Bumble Monkey

America is surely a wonderful place...if a leader of any other country on the face of the planet were as inept and deceitful as this one is he would most certainly have been replaced by now...if not voluntarily because of shame then by some other means...even Nixon had the class to admit when he was wrong and left, before he completely degraded the trust of the people...maybe when the people of this great land have had enough of what this administration is trying to stuff down our throats they will demand change...how many more bodies are going to litter the roads of Bagdad before even the staunchest of conservative will throw up in disgust...

If any believe that Stay the Course is still the best policy, they should get out of their pundit chairs and take up the cause...I could support a war that had the likes of Sean Hannity, Rich Lowery and the rest of the armchair generals standing around waiting for the snipers bullet or the roadside bomb, or even the infamous homicide bomber...the last being the most humorous of the nom de guerre given by the Fux gnus channel...Tim McVey was a homicide bomber because he was such a coward as to leave the bomb in front of the building...those in Iraq splatter their own guts all over the place and that is why they are called Suicide bombers...I'm not defending the creeps but just trying to expose the hypocricy of the rightous right...They want the 10 commandments plastered all over the place but they don't seem to want to read them or follow them...

Bring the troops home now...if Syria or Iran attempt to interferre in the region we can then take care of them in the appropriate way, but right now they are playing this president for the fool...lets get back to what the U.S.A. is best at, assasination. It's obvious that this little commander in chief and his band bumbling staff haven't got a clue about how to accomplish anything else...spending trillions overseas isn't making the homefront any safer as evidenced by the bozo with the plan to grenade the malls...

Until we know what "win" means to a conserviative like Bush and his appoligists we are doomed to endless conflict and loss of American life in the Arab Badlands...If "win" means to stand there until the last man standing uses the last bullet on himself, like Custer at the Little Big horn, then the American dream will become a night mare...

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We can finally lay a wreath at the foot of the grave of the Bush administrations forein policy...from the day he fired general Shinseki for telling him the truth about what it would take to succeed in Iraqinam to the admission that what we have here is really a civil war, Bush and his elite staff of neo-conspirators have been more like an episode of the three stooges than what they fantasized themselves being like Jack Baur in 24...and the likes of Sean Hannity whose helmet headed right wing drivel show has finally jumped the shark into irrelevence with the passing of the totally corrupt Republican regime...hopefully the new year to come will bring us back to balance...

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Would you believe???

New CIA interrogation training video...

Now everybody is afraid of Sheiks on a plane...