Bush Has One Of Those Days Where He Feels Like 68 Percent Of People Hate Him

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Hannity the Hipochrite

And now we are waiting for Shamety's righteous indignation at Gnewt Grinchwich for having an affair while publically crucifying Bill Clinton for his indescretions...

The Brainless Bimbo...

it's about time that Shame Hamity gets his toungue out of Anne Clitorous's mouth and admit that it's time to stop digging around the bottom of the barrel for gutter snipe commentary about the world...she has told us how she thought Joe Macarthy was the greatest human being ever born, that she is more intelligent than the world scientific coummunity, the 9/11 widdows are whiners and the mothers of war dead should just get over it. And now, as she sees it, she thinks she is insulting the gay community by slamming John Edwards...click on this site to visit the Brainless Bimbo's site and then link to it by that name...

Duh-bya

Bush recently toured labs at Novozymes to tout his agenda to extol the virtues of ethanol as a source of energy for Americas cars...In one room he held up a beaker of the alternate fuel , sniffed it and quipped "I quit drinking in 1986". Then with a serious tone stated "someday you're going to be able to use this in your car." Outside the building bush was shown a blue and green car that runs on ethanol. He leaned down and fiddled with the wheel a couple of times...

Bungle Book Song

when your down and blue

sometime things will just come to you

but until that time

just follow his lead an sing george bushes favorite tune

Muctada al-Sadr, Muctada al_Sadr

say this and everything will be allright

Muctada al-Sadr, Muctada al-Sadr

bagdad will sleep tonight...

repeat refrain ad nauseum...

It feels so good to be free

When told that the province of Najaf was to be liberated from the American occupational forces some 1500 police, soldiers and security personel staged festivities complete with parades and warriors on horseback...

Whereupon a small group of soldiers proceeded to render a live rabbit into many pieces. the leader bit out the heart screaming and then passed the shredded blood soaked remains to the others, each of whom took their gaping mouthfulls. The jubilant crowd also bit off the heads of frogs while others held their noses.Who says these people aren't ready to embrace Democracy...

Bumble Monkey

America is surely a wonderful place...if a leader of any other country on the face of the planet were as inept and deceitful as this one is he would most certainly have been replaced by now...if not voluntarily because of shame then by some other means...even Nixon had the class to admit when he was wrong and left, before he completely degraded the trust of the people...maybe when the people of this great land have had enough of what this administration is trying to stuff down our throats they will demand change...how many more bodies are going to litter the roads of Bagdad before even the staunchest of conservative will throw up in disgust...

If any believe that Stay the Course is still the best policy, they should get out of their pundit chairs and take up the cause...I could support a war that had the likes of Sean Hannity, Rich Lowery and the rest of the armchair generals standing around waiting for the snipers bullet or the roadside bomb, or even the infamous homicide bomber...the last being the most humorous of the nom de guerre given by the Fux gnus channel...Tim McVey was a homicide bomber because he was such a coward as to leave the bomb in front of the building...those in Iraq splatter their own guts all over the place and that is why they are called Suicide bombers...I'm not defending the creeps but just trying to expose the hypocricy of the rightous right...They want the 10 commandments plastered all over the place but they don't seem to want to read them or follow them...

Bring the troops home now...if Syria or Iran attempt to interferre in the region we can then take care of them in the appropriate way, but right now they are playing this president for the fool...lets get back to what the U.S.A. is best at, assasination. It's obvious that this little commander in chief and his band bumbling staff haven't got a clue about how to accomplish anything else...spending trillions overseas isn't making the homefront any safer as evidenced by the bozo with the plan to grenade the malls...

Until we know what "win" means to a conserviative like Bush and his appoligists we are doomed to endless conflict and loss of American life in the Arab Badlands...If "win" means to stand there until the last man standing uses the last bullet on himself, like Custer at the Little Big horn, then the American dream will become a night mare...

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We can finally lay a wreath at the foot of the grave of the Bush administrations forein policy...from the day he fired general Shinseki for telling him the truth about what it would take to succeed in Iraqinam to the admission that what we have here is really a civil war, Bush and his elite staff of neo-conspirators have been more like an episode of the three stooges than what they fantasized themselves being like Jack Baur in 24...and the likes of Sean Hannity whose helmet headed right wing drivel show has finally jumped the shark into irrelevence with the passing of the totally corrupt Republican regime...hopefully the new year to come will bring us back to balance...

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Would you believe???

New CIA interrogation training video...

Now everybody is afraid of Sheiks on a plane...

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell,
where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am
going to have to let someone else go."

"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you
decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such
was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, and

I don't think I could do that all day long".


The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over
and over, time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
aspread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she
does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"

The president spent Saturday morning with a small pack of riders in a foggy redwood forest about 90 minutes north of San Francisco.

"I still ride the mountain bike primarily to help settle the soul and to burn off the excess energy one gets when you're living life to its fullest," Bush told an Associated Press reporter who accompanied him on the ride.

"We're able to enjoy the beauty without really disrupting the pristine nature of the place," the mud-splattered president said after the 65-minute ride. "It's a classic way for mankind to enjoy God's gift. Plus, we get some exercise."

A long convoy of SUVs and off-road vehicles rumbled behind the group, carrying medics and security agents with machine guns...

John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, hens, called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too, but on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result ... The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly, Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vice President Dick Cheney personnally extends an invitation to the leaders of the Democratic party to accompany him on his next hunting trip...

JUST GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF OR, TELL ME WHO'S KID'N WHO!

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illne! ss, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General Gonzalez can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with "Bush" forever.

When asked about the possiblity that Laura would run for publice office bush said "she's not inerested in running for office she's interested in literasy" and that he was pretty certain that when he married her "she didn't like politics or politicians"...

here's you chance to get into the blue....