Subject: How many does it take to change a light bulb?

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light
bulb?

The Answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new
light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was
literally "in the dark" the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on FOX TV and at rallies on how George Bush has
had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country