in Huntington New York a man was shooting arrows with his kids when he was swallowed by his cesspool. The man, a DEA agent, was standing on the ground above the cesspool when it gave way. rescuers worked all night to extract him from the quicksand like goo...he was shit outa luck...

Mark Twain once said "there are lies, Damn lies and statistics"

in Chicago a train operator of a commuter train ran into the end of another train...the driver decided to ignore the requirement not to move his train while another one was in his way...