We shall prevail over the Evil-doers...
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Friday, October 01, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
If you are driving the wrong way down a one way road
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Monday, September 20, 2004
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Conservatives are a curious lot...where was the indignant outrage and calls for enormous fines when Ms Universe flashed her thong on the runway...where are all the calls for results in the investigation into the release of the CIA operative by Robert Novak...All I hear these days are whether the documents on the Presidents no show status in the guard...oh yea and now they want to divert your attention from the real problems with this nonsense about food for oil...they are just mad that they didn't get in on the frenzy...they certainly weren't concerned when they were using it to justify the war in Iraq... |
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Everything seems to be a surprise to this administraion...
lets analyze this from the beginning...
Bush entered the office of the president haveing received less votes than his opponent, chosen by the Supreme Court
immediately he began to reward those who selected him by giving away all the savings that had been built up in the previous 8 years...the average joe got a few hundred dollars reward while the likes of Bill Clinton reaped upwards of $86,000...all the while maintaining that there was no recession until it crept up behind him and bit him on the butt while he wasn't looking...
His #2, meanwhile was meeting with his old cronies plotting how they were going to reward California for betraying the old guard...and suddenly there wasn't enough power to go around and prices went into orbit...
Then Al kaida struck, while the Pres was asleep at the wheel, and started world war three...
who would have thought that if we armed and trained the monsterAl Kaidastien to help them defeat the Russians they would eventually turn this on us...we had to go in and kill the monster. Unfortuantely, instead of ridding the world of terrorist, we killed everybody but the terrorists who managed to escape and wage their war where we couldn't find them...
way back when we had this animosity toward the Iranians because they didn't like our choice for their leadership in the person of the Shaw, who liked to round up citizens and torture them. So we built the new monster. Saddamstien was our creation, built to take care of the Iranians...we didn't seem to mind at the time the manner in which he did it...but as most monsters do Saddamstien went rogue and chose not to cooperate with the U.S. anymore, and he became an enemy that needed to be replaced with someone who would be our new best friend...
listening for what he wanted to hear, Bush ignored the good intelligence and relied on his own faulty intelligence and attacked Iraq turning it into an incubater and magnet for terrorist...As bad a Saddamstien was he was better able to control the midevel mindset of the middle east....
The Conclusion that must be drawn from all this is that Bush, while not necessarily lying to the people, has definately made too many blunders to excuse him. We need to get some intelligence back into the White House before anything worse happens...
Lets hope this adminstration doesn't decide that it is necessary to elliminate the V.P. before the election...It would be tragic to have Cheney conveniently have a "heart attack" before the election so that Bush doesn't have him as a liability...
lets analyze this from the beginning...
Bush entered the office of the president haveing received less votes than his opponent, chosen by the Supreme Court
immediately he began to reward those who selected him by giving away all the savings that had been built up in the previous 8 years...the average joe got a few hundred dollars reward while the likes of Bill Clinton reaped upwards of $86,000...all the while maintaining that there was no recession until it crept up behind him and bit him on the butt while he wasn't looking...
His #2, meanwhile was meeting with his old cronies plotting how they were going to reward California for betraying the old guard...and suddenly there wasn't enough power to go around and prices went into orbit...
Then Al kaida struck, while the Pres was asleep at the wheel, and started world war three...
who would have thought that if we armed and trained the monsterAl Kaidastien to help them defeat the Russians they would eventually turn this on us...we had to go in and kill the monster. Unfortuantely, instead of ridding the world of terrorist, we killed everybody but the terrorists who managed to escape and wage their war where we couldn't find them...
way back when we had this animosity toward the Iranians because they didn't like our choice for their leadership in the person of the Shaw, who liked to round up citizens and torture them. So we built the new monster. Saddamstien was our creation, built to take care of the Iranians...we didn't seem to mind at the time the manner in which he did it...but as most monsters do Saddamstien went rogue and chose not to cooperate with the U.S. anymore, and he became an enemy that needed to be replaced with someone who would be our new best friend...
listening for what he wanted to hear, Bush ignored the good intelligence and relied on his own faulty intelligence and attacked Iraq turning it into an incubater and magnet for terrorist...As bad a Saddamstien was he was better able to control the midevel mindset of the middle east....
The Conclusion that must be drawn from all this is that Bush, while not necessarily lying to the people, has definately made too many blunders to excuse him. We need to get some intelligence back into the White House before anything worse happens...
Lets hope this adminstration doesn't decide that it is necessary to elliminate the V.P. before the election...It would be tragic to have Cheney conveniently have a "heart attack" before the election so that Bush doesn't have him as a liability...
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Don’t let this administration dump this mess on the Democrats…make bush stick around and clean up this mess rather than sending him on his happy FOX news pundit pool circus of political bloviators. Thank gawd they have sanitized my information so as not to sway my opion…too gruesome for even one as myself would be unable to comprehend….
The soldier said “they make us all look bad” not that shooting and killing them doesn’t make them feel angry…as well.
The soldier said “they make us all look bad” not that shooting and killing them doesn’t make them feel angry…as well.
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
Thursday, November 08, 2001
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS.MW) -- It was just another night at Sam's Anchor Cafe on San Francisco Bay, when a spacecraft suddenly appeared overhead and deposited a rumpled-looking figure in a Yankee hat on the outside deck.
"Where am I," said the man, clutching a Wall Street Journal dated Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2000, as the jaws of the regulars at the bar dropped into their beers. "Last thing I remember, I was on my way to the polling place on East 14th Street to vote for Ralph Nader. Then a blinding flash of light, and now I'm here."
"You better sit down and have a drink," I told him. "You're not in New York. You're in the Bay Area, and you've missed an entire year. It's the day after Election Day -- 2001."
"You're kidding. How can that be? My day-trading account will have expired. Oh well, should be OK, I was long Cisco, Lucent and Enron. Anyway, how'd Nader do?"
"He got crushed," I said. "But he took just enough votes to cost Gore the election, almost, well sort of. You see, it was kind of a tie."
"A tie? How can a presidential election be a tie? Who's the president?
"Well, Bush is president, and we're happy about that -- finally, we think. You see, the election was so close that the country basically came to a halt for two months, and split into two opposing sides accusing each other of stealing, cheating and general crookedness. Finally, the Supreme Court had to step in, declaring Bush the winner and the Constitution null and void. It also outlawed the name Chad."
"Bush, huh," he said. "Well, must be good for the stock market at least."
"Not really, the Dow Jones Industrial Average (: news, chart, profile) is down about 1,500 points since this time last year, and the Nasdaq (: news, chart, profile) been cut in half. Even the so-called Bush stocks have taken a hit. Stocks like AOL Time Warner (AOL: news, chart, profile), Yahoo(YHOO: news, chart, profile), and Microsoft (MSFT: news, chart, profile), which were supposed to benefit from a less regulatory regime, are all much lower since the last election.
However, some issues -- the sin stocks -- like tobacco companies Philip Morris (MO: news, chart, profile) and R.J. Reynolds Tobacco (RJR: news, chart, profile) have had nice gains. And shares of ChevronTexaco (CVX: news, chart, profile), the first big oil merger under the new Texan-led regime, are also up.
But generally, it's been a miserable year, for stocks and the economy. More than 1.6 million people lost their jobs, and it looks like we're in a recession."
"But where was Greenspan during all this?" the man asked, starting to perspire and turning his cap around. "Last I saw, he was raising interest rates to stop the runaway growth."
"Well, he went a little too far down that road," I said. "He finally started cutting rates in January and now we can't stop him. He's cut 10 times to the point where rates are as low as they were during the Kennedy administration. But it hasn't helped a lick. Nobody's spending. Probably to do with the war."
"War? We're at war? With who?
"We're not sure. This guy in a cave in Afghanistan blew up the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and ... "
"Wait," he said. "I need another drink. Did you say the World Trade Center and the Pentagon?"
"Yeah, and now we're at war with him, along with terrorism and evil in general. We're making progress, but there's a lot of evil out there, as you know. We've got soldiers on our bridges and in our airports, and we're all on medication to prevent bio-terrorism. Other than that, things are pretty normal."
"What's happened to New York? How is Rudy doing?
"Rudy's not mayor anymore. They elected Michael Bloomberg."
"The computer guy? With the financial stuff? What does he know about politics?"
"No one's sure. But he's got a lot of dough. That's how you win these campaigns these days. Sure would've helped Nader."
"So in addition to missing an entire year and not knowing what happened, I'm now stuck on the West Coast, my city and country have been attacked, stocks are in the tank, we're in a recession, we're at war, and Michael Bloomberg is the second most-powerful man in the country."
"Yep. You missed quite a year."
"Well, at least I still have my Yankees."
"Umm, let me get you another drink
"Where am I," said the man, clutching a Wall Street Journal dated Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2000, as the jaws of the regulars at the bar dropped into their beers. "Last thing I remember, I was on my way to the polling place on East 14th Street to vote for Ralph Nader. Then a blinding flash of light, and now I'm here."
"You better sit down and have a drink," I told him. "You're not in New York. You're in the Bay Area, and you've missed an entire year. It's the day after Election Day -- 2001."
"You're kidding. How can that be? My day-trading account will have expired. Oh well, should be OK, I was long Cisco, Lucent and Enron. Anyway, how'd Nader do?"
"He got crushed," I said. "But he took just enough votes to cost Gore the election, almost, well sort of. You see, it was kind of a tie."
"A tie? How can a presidential election be a tie? Who's the president?
"Well, Bush is president, and we're happy about that -- finally, we think. You see, the election was so close that the country basically came to a halt for two months, and split into two opposing sides accusing each other of stealing, cheating and general crookedness. Finally, the Supreme Court had to step in, declaring Bush the winner and the Constitution null and void. It also outlawed the name Chad."
"Bush, huh," he said. "Well, must be good for the stock market at least."
"Not really, the Dow Jones Industrial Average (: news, chart, profile) is down about 1,500 points since this time last year, and the Nasdaq (: news, chart, profile) been cut in half. Even the so-called Bush stocks have taken a hit. Stocks like AOL Time Warner (AOL: news, chart, profile), Yahoo(YHOO: news, chart, profile), and Microsoft (MSFT: news, chart, profile), which were supposed to benefit from a less regulatory regime, are all much lower since the last election.
However, some issues -- the sin stocks -- like tobacco companies Philip Morris (MO: news, chart, profile) and R.J. Reynolds Tobacco (RJR: news, chart, profile) have had nice gains. And shares of ChevronTexaco (CVX: news, chart, profile), the first big oil merger under the new Texan-led regime, are also up.
But generally, it's been a miserable year, for stocks and the economy. More than 1.6 million people lost their jobs, and it looks like we're in a recession."
"But where was Greenspan during all this?" the man asked, starting to perspire and turning his cap around. "Last I saw, he was raising interest rates to stop the runaway growth."
"Well, he went a little too far down that road," I said. "He finally started cutting rates in January and now we can't stop him. He's cut 10 times to the point where rates are as low as they were during the Kennedy administration. But it hasn't helped a lick. Nobody's spending. Probably to do with the war."
"War? We're at war? With who?
"We're not sure. This guy in a cave in Afghanistan blew up the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and ... "
"Wait," he said. "I need another drink. Did you say the World Trade Center and the Pentagon?"
"Yeah, and now we're at war with him, along with terrorism and evil in general. We're making progress, but there's a lot of evil out there, as you know. We've got soldiers on our bridges and in our airports, and we're all on medication to prevent bio-terrorism. Other than that, things are pretty normal."
"What's happened to New York? How is Rudy doing?
"Rudy's not mayor anymore. They elected Michael Bloomberg."
"The computer guy? With the financial stuff? What does he know about politics?"
"No one's sure. But he's got a lot of dough. That's how you win these campaigns these days. Sure would've helped Nader."
"So in addition to missing an entire year and not knowing what happened, I'm now stuck on the West Coast, my city and country have been attacked, stocks are in the tank, we're in a recession, we're at war, and Michael Bloomberg is the second most-powerful man in the country."
"Yep. You missed quite a year."
"Well, at least I still have my Yankees."
"Umm, let me get you another drink
Friday, October 19, 2001
seems to me we have a couple of problems: The people of Afghanistan hate us and our economy is going down the dumper...since we have already bombed the buildings into rubble, and the rubble into craters and now we are just making bigger craters, why don't we just take all the billions that we are gonna be spending in the near future, to blow up the country and field a ground force, and buy up all the crap that Americans can't or don't want to buy right now and drop that on the Afghanis' heads...imagine, waves of bicycles, cars, boomboxes, all the food we don't want eat like broccoli, pagers, phones, books and the rest of all that crap. We wouldn't be killing any more people so they couldn't be mad at us and maybe they would take a good hard look at the people that they think are looking after their best interests, i.e. the taliban and bin laden. At the same time we would be helping the economy by buying all the products and services. This will give business the need for workers and they will hire the people back. The stock market will zoom back up and we will all get rich and not have to pay big capital gains taxes...
Tuesday, September 18, 2001
Thursday, September 13, 2001
Terrorism must be erradicated, all countries in the middle east must be made accountable for their acitons. Equality and liberty must be guaranteed to all, Israel must be shown how their actions are forcing the world to compromise these beliefs by repressing the palistinians. The world will not be safe as long as these factions continue to spread their problems world wide. We can't wage a war on terrorism with carpet bombing. We will have to search out the culprits individually and eliminate them and then resolve the underlying inequalities that exist. America can no longer take sides in the region, we must hold all parties responsible for their behaviors.
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